Technical Foul
Technical
Foul
How did the signal go awry?
Point the finger at the other guy!
Responsibility need not apply,
If confusion you amplify.
Investigators on the prowl.
Newspapers begin to howl.
Don’t give in, throw in the towel,
It was just a technical foul.
Never mind why the wisemen scowl,
Keep shoveling shit with a bear-sized trowel,
Feel the tightening grip in your bowel,
While you commit to your technical foul.
Don’t worry, your job is fine,
Just say it was all by design.
Or that there are new guidelines,
Or you were hacked by him sometime.
It’s all less than what it seems:
Who knows what F-18 means?
Let them bitch and moan and growl,
Simply a technical foul.
Never mind why the wisemen scowl,
Keep shoveling shit with a bear-sized trowel,
Feel the tightening grip in your bowel,
While you commit to your technical foul.
Cliff Lake 3/27/2025
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