King Thing and the Merry Xmess King Thing was bloviating, Trying out new distortion to bring. King Thing was having a fling, King Thing was tightening the drawstring. Merry Xmess was causing distress, Creating fireworks was what he did best. Merry Xmess made a fact abscess, Truth and equity he did suppress. King Thing was soiling his ding, Ridiculous nonsense he would sling. King Thing his ass was wiping With the document constituting. Merry Xmess was looking for redress From those complaining of his excess. Merry Xmess saluted regress, With a gesture too much a transgress. King Thing had balls made of brass, Many a criminal he gave a free pass. King Thing created a morass: “Amendment, my ass!” he said with no class. Merry Xmess had nary a qualm, With great aplomb He would truck out a bomb, While raking in all the coin he could glom. Merry Xmess and King Thing, Spend all th...
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