The Trials of Old King Rat
The Trials of Old King Rat Old King Rat sat in his bed all shat, Ignoring the smell of burning hat. He couldn’t believe where he’d got at, Or how his plans had all gone flat. Old King Rat had grown too fat: Let others swing the heavy bat. And while he played at failed combat, Blue and true entered the chat. Old King Rat was no bureaucrat, Thinking the world was his doormat. He abandoned any standard format, Saying, “Elevate the Nazi, stat!” Old King Rat tried at acrobat, To try to escape his habitat. But none near him could lower thermostat, Not even his trillion-technocrat. Now Old King Rat ponders his gat, While others ponder belling the cat. He thought he might pick up and scat, Who would shelter this expat? So Old King Rat considers coup d’etat, Though that’s another that he’d failed at. He’d tried to sell it as mild spat, Some hijinks by rambunctious frat. ...