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I make my obeisance
In the Church of the Felonious Infidelity,
That I may be accorded some crumbs,
And pocket change.
Give unto me thy crypto scheme,
That I may sip the electronic essence,
And writhe in ecstatic agony,
With the release of the Quarterly Report.
O what exquisite torment!
May my earnings abound!
May coal-fired energies be expended!
May the air clog with my gainful returns!
O Mammon! I call to thee!
Mayest thou bless me with untaxable lucre!
Give unto me proceeds oily!
That I may buy an apartment where the air is cleaner.
Thus do I prostrate myself before the corporate altar,
A willing acolyte to soiled reward,
If it mean
An invitation into the occasional limousine.
Wouldst that thou would remove
What remains of my conscience,
That I might revel in prideful payoff,
And think myself a better class of person.
Therefore grant unto me a greater net profit
Than the guy next door,
That I may have a newer automobile,
Than his scurvy ass.
Cliff Lake 11/15/2024
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