Hopalong Or X Marks the Splat
Hopalong
Or
X Marks
the Splat
Meme department marionette,
Clumsying your sodden bulk
From one deterioration to the next,
An unclever Benedict,
Exposed and fish-white.
Ringside rollicker,
A wayward child with the fidgets,
Chided by an even bigger baby,
You have the self-awareness
Of a spilled beer.
Can you trust your new pals?
Can they trust you?
The entire bunch of you
Have the collective attention span
Of a bowl of steam.
Do you sycophant hard and often enough?
Do you shut your mouth often enough?
Do you drool appropriately in the mighty presence?
Do you wear nose plugs?
Do you fetch the Cokes now?
How long before the bros make the connection?
How long before they make the correction?
Malevolent magician:
Captures a bluebird,
And turns it into a turkey.
Your one foot vertical,
How did you get so high?
Once one has flown so lofty,
There’s no place to go but down:
X marks the splat.
Cliff Lake 11/27/2024
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