Bye, Guy

By Cliff Lake

 

Bye, Guy

 

Who sneaks into the DMs,

Who is stalking the profile?

Who hasn’t got a single friend,

Who’s only posting bile?

 

Vitriol and garbage,

Spilling from its sty,

Introducing you to:

The ugly reply guy.

 

Reply guy, the spy guy,

Thinking he’s a sly guy.

It’s just your “Help me!” cry, guy.

Deny guy, bone-dry guy,

Lonelier with every try, guy.

 

Jumping conversations,

Shouts words that don’t apply.

Has no invitations,

He muscles in, but why?

 

Everyone has seen one,

Sometimes in a drive-by,

Please don’t ever be one,

Don’t be that reply guy.

 

Reply guy, missed try guy,

Never gonna fly guy.

It’s just your “Help me!” cry guy.

Imply guy, all lie guy,

Lonelier with every try, guy

Reply guy, too high guy,

Meme response supply guy,

It’s just your “Help me!” cry, guy.

Defy guy, French fry guy,

Lonelier with every try guy.

 

Cliff Lake 4/20/2024

Copyright © Clifford Lake 2024

Location: Market Square, 1355 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94103, USA

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