Conspiracy Theories You Have Not Heard Yet (But Should Believe in Because the Bible or Something)

By Cliff Lake

 

Conspiracy Theories You Have Not Heard Yet

(But Should Believe in Because the Bible or Something)

 

Democrats will require all Republicans to vote Ukrainian or be forced to have trans babies.

Mexico is sending everything you are afraid of to your state because Joe Biden.

China is growing fentanyl vegetables, and you already ate some.

You will no longer be able to vote for Putin unless you move to Canada with the rest of the goddam Commies.

They want your liver. And your kidneys.

Iran is moving to Texas and it’s already too late to stop it.

AOC is planning a Bible shredding ceremony on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. Attendance is mandatory.

Stephen Miller will no longer be allowed to wear his human skin disguise.

Donald John Trump was replaced with an AI robot and it’s beginning to break down.

Massachusetts has never actually existed and the land there is a CIA psy-op.

You are related to Adam Kinzinger and everyone secretly knows.

Marjorie Taylor Greene seems that insane because The Squad secretly vaxxed her.

Lauren Boebert is even dumber than she appears because she was hypnotized by a drag queen.

Democrats subliminally read banned books to your children via TikTok and video games.

Everything you have read here is true and has been verified by Steve Bannon’s left nut.

 

Cliff Lake 3/6/2024

Copyright © Clifford Lake 2024

Location: Wichita, KS, USA

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