90 Second Mushroom

90 Second Mushroom

Third wife labors, partake of party favors,

Engaging in triple X palaver.

Just a sweating moment in time,

A campaigning preface of crime.

If only you had been more demure,

30 big ones, and more to transfer,

What further charges will you incur?

Too late, we all know that you were:

Cheating on your hooker with a porn star.

Never mind we can’t find where your morals are.

Maybe Bible sales can raise the bar,

Since you cheated on your hooker with a porn star.

How long before you choke on the gag,

How long are you going to be such a drag?

This is what you get for being a dirtbag,

That you somehow let slip in a brag,

That you were:

Cheating on your hooker with a porn star.

Never mind we can’t find where your morals are.

Maybe Bible sales can raise the bar,

Since you cheated on your hooker with a porn star.

Your foresight always too short,

Your IQ always down a quart,

You always were a scurvy sort,

Now we’ll always see you in court,

Because you were:

Cheating on your hooker with a porn star.

Never mind we can’t find where your morals are.

Maybe Bible sales can raise the bar,

Since you cheated on your hooker with a porn star.

Cliff Lake 3/30/2024

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