Not Like That

By Cliff Lake

 

Not Like That

 

Now ol’ Joe he had a plan.

To help Ukraine like only we can.

To push back Putin, defeat the madman.

And fix the border at the Rio Grande.

But the Republican says:

 

“Not like that! Not like that!

This is how we make your plan go splat.

This is how we keep our wallets fat.

Not like that! Not like that!

Hey motherfucker, not like that!”

 

Now you wanna keep your Medicare,

Use the funds you donated there.

Social Security would be fair,

Just like the liberals do declare.

But the conservative says:

 

“Not like that! Not like that!

This is how we screw the Democrat.

This is how we keep our wallets fat.

Not like that! Not like that!

Hey motherfucker, not like that!”

 

Wanna have a country that is sane?

Wanna see common sense reign?

Wanna see us go down the drain?

Then vote the conman in again.

Not like that!

 

Wanna get war weapons off the street?

Let your kids’ lives be complete.

Comply with 2A, but discrete,

We can accomplish such a feat,

Except the GOP says:

 

“Not like that! Not like that!

Everybody’s gotta have a gat.

This is how we keep our wallets fat.

Not like that! Not like that!

Hey motherfucker, not like that!”

 

Cliff Lake 1/28/2024

Copyright © Clifford Lake 2024

Location: Washington, DC, USA

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