Arraignment Day Boogie

 

Arraignment Day Boogie

 

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant wore his longest tie.

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant piled his hair high.

 

He’d spent the weeks before

Complaining on his fake Twitter

His aides quaking outside the door

Of his favorite posting shitter.

He threatened threats

Voluminous and dire:

A barrage of confessions

Guaranteed to backfire.

 

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant wore his longest tie.

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant piled his hair high.

 

He called upon his Kevin

To make the nightmare go away.

His reasoning reminiscent of

Inhaling too much hairspray.

His statements raved and ranted,

Called justice officials “thugs.”

But most just took for granted

That he was doing all the wrong drugs.

 

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant wore his longest tie.

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant piled his hair high.

 

So, he walks into the courtroom

Accused of criminality,

To allow Smith to illume

His lack of morality.

O Defendant Donald,

This is where you want to be:

Out here front and center,

You’re back on the TV!

 

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant wore his longest tie.

On Arraignment Day,

The defendant piled his hair high.

 

Cliff Lake 8/3/2023

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