Arraignment Day Boogie
Arraignment
Day Boogie
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant wore his longest tie.
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant piled his hair high.
He’d spent the weeks before
Complaining on his fake Twitter
His aides quaking outside the door
Of his favorite posting shitter.
He threatened threats
Voluminous and dire:
A barrage of confessions
Guaranteed to backfire.
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant wore his longest tie.
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant piled his hair high.
He called upon his Kevin
To make the nightmare go away.
His reasoning reminiscent of
Inhaling too much hairspray.
His statements raved and ranted,
Called justice officials “thugs.”
But most just took for granted
That he was doing all the wrong drugs.
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant wore his longest tie.
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant piled his hair high.
So, he walks into the courtroom
Accused of criminality,
To allow Smith to illume
His lack of morality.
O Defendant Donald,
This is where you want to be:
Out here front and center,
You’re back on the TV!
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant wore his longest tie.
On Arraignment Day,
The defendant piled his hair high.
Cliff Lake 8/3/2023
Copyright © Clifford Lake 2023
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