The Friendly MAGAt
The
Friendly MAGAt
“Libtard,” he’d said by way of introduction,
Then adding a laugh emoji,
To assure me he’d scored points,
But was still friendly.
He presented his main argument:
The picture of the smiling fat man,
In the “Fuck Biden” tee shirt was compelling.
There were three more laugh emojis.
Clearly an even friendlier gesture.
My supporting arguments,
Cogent, cohesive, and conclusive,
Were countered with a reference
To female genitalia,
That was surely meant to convince me
Of his superior schoolyard skillset,
And accompanied
with yet more laugh emojis
To cement our growing camaraderie.
Before I could reply
to such devastating riposte,
I was presented with information
Informing me of my recruitment
To the Democrats fascist regime,
Followed by a declaration
That I will be outed as “Antifa.”
I assembled then
the required documents
That detailed that one could not be both,
But was met with only
“TRUMP 2024!!!”
And five more laugh emojis
To assure me of his commitment
To our mutual respect.
I made to reply but…
The Friendly MAGAt had blocked me.
C’est la vie.
Cliff Lake 7/14/2023
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