Dead Man Mocking

Dead Man Mocking

There’s some disinfo floatin’ around,

And I just don’t know what to do.

They kept us indoors and apart,

For something I guess no worse than the flu.

Interrupted supply lines

And having to hoard bleach.

With nearly 7 million dead,

Surely there’s a lesson to teach.

And so, I got in line at the Q,

In order to get all the available facts.

And I asked RFK, and MAGA Uncle Lou,

And now I’m just waitin’ around,

To die of the vax.

I ate the dewormer like a good boy,

And bleached myself outside and in.

I joined a patriotic manly convoy,

And when no one was looking,

I got the injection.

And so, I got in line at the Q,

And remembered to take off my mask,

And I asked RFK, and MAGA Uncle Lou,

And now I’m just waitin’ around,

To die of the vax.

So now I just trust to Jesus,

And the almighty ex-president,

And pretty much do as I pleases,

And use the hydro-whatever to prevent,

Something that no one ever died of,

And engage the libs in endless argument,

And never tell my friends my lie of,

Me never getting the jab that they dissent.

And so, I got in line at the Q,

To get the alternative facts,

And I asked RFK, and MAGA Uncle Lou,

And now I’m just waitin’ around,

To die of the vax.

Cliff Lake 7/14/2023

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