Freedom Triggers (Song for a Redhead)
Freedom
Triggers
Down in Florida Good old Ronnie DeSantis,
Has proved to be an annoying louse.
Doing his level best to supplant us,
Letting the worst miscreants into the House.
But wardens of Walt say, “Who are you to grant us?”
“Come on heffalump, let’s see you defeat the Mouse!”
When Bud Lite is culturally illegal,
When Target opens its doors to all,
When Miller is bagging up your shit,
Where can you go?
What can you do?
Disneyworld is still open,
And welcomes even you.
Disneyworld is still open,
And red is part of the rainbow hue.
Which books to ban, you tell Nike to shoo,
And when the NFL takes a stand, that’s too much for you.
And entertainment shows you try to drag,
‘Cause they somehow groom your crew,
I get it, that’s just not your bag,
But now that you’ve thrown Nascar away, what’s left for you
to do?
When Bud Lite is culturally illegal,
When Target opens its doors to all,
When Miller is bagging up your shit,
Where can you go?
What can you do?
Disneyworld is still open,
And welcomes even you.
Disneyworld is still open,
And red is part of the rainbow hue.
What more can you cancel?
When will they ever learn?
Your list gets so expandcel,
But you still know how to burn.
It doesn’t matter the money,
Though it makes your stomach churn.
But you’re running out; it’s funny,
There’s plenty left to spurn.
When Bud Lite is culturally illegal,
When Target opens its doors to all,
When Miller is bagging up your shit,
Where can you go?
What can you do?
Disneyworld is still open,
And welcomes even you.
Disneyworld is still open,
And red is part of the rainbow hue.
Cliff Lake 5/17/2023
Copyright © Clifford Lake 2023
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