Unmemoriam Or The Perfect Forgetfulness of Tucker Carlson

Unmemoriam

The Perfect Forgetfulness of Tucker Carlson

“41,000 hours cannot lie,”

Say Tucker to Fox nation,

“It’s all apparent to the eye.”

And presents his abnegation.

“The peaceful tourists gathered,”

He sputters to the waiting viewers,

“Pay no attention to prior blather.”

Somehow missing footage of doers and hewers.

Tucker finds an hour of calm,

Smears it across Fox like a balm.

Tucker, when did your memory blur?

You watched with us as it occurred.

So, Tucker only remembers what footage,

Doesn’t show thousands of screaming minions.

He’s still being paid to obfuscate and support,

Corrupted and self-deluding opinions.

Tucker finds one hour serene,

Absent of the blooded screams.

Tucker quite the edit guy,

His own recall he’s falsified.

So many texts he doesn’t remember making,

So, to cover his widening tracks,

About the new information Fox was faking,

He attempts the world’s stupidest hacks.

Tucker tries to show it didn’t go down,

Tucker contrives to show his nose gone brown.

Tucker keeps his eyes on the traitor’s prize,

Requiring him to self-lobotomize.

Tucker we know what you’re about.

Red Square propaganda from your snout.

Tucker this is you going all in.

Tucker, maybe you’ll remember in prison.

Cliff Lake 3/13/2023

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