The New Christian Ethic

The New Christian Ethic

It’s open season in America,

And Jesus wants you to have a gun.

See, everything is getting all wokified,

Something has to be done!

We can’t be having all this science,

Especially not no history…

Time for some old-fashioned violence,

I’m sure Jesus would agree!

See, the Lefties won’t shut their mouths,

They wanna “educate” everyone,

So, we’re gonna make things go real south,

Jesus says get yer gun.

They’re gonna turn your boys all gay,

Or make them smarter than you.

Or give your womenfolk equal pay,

Or disprove that racist crap you spew.

So, it’s lock and load for Jesus, boy,

Or for Donny or Ronny, or Nikki too,

Time for some AR-15 joy,

Make sure your lapel pin ain’t askew.

Time to settle some minor score,

Or satisfy that itch inside your head.

Mow some down, create some gore,

You know, just like Jesus said.

It’s time to take the country back,

Time to get real tribal.

Of course, that’s not really Jesus’ track-

You wouldn’t know, you don’t read your Bible.

Cliff Lake 2/25/2023

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