Florida Man

By Cliff Lake

Florida Man

 

I went to the library, but the FBI was there.

The Florida Book Inspectors were crawling over the shelves.

They were looking for BAD WORDS.

Words like “surrender at Appomattox” or,

“Jim Crow” or “segregation.”

Because that would show what kind of assholes they were,

Which would show what kind of assholes they are.

 

I tried to register to vote but the DEA was there.

The Department of Elector Accountability was scurrying through the files.

They were PROTECTING VOTER RIGHTS and WEEDING OUT UNDESIRABLES.

They were using the old BAIT AND SWITCH,

They caught some people they had manipulated.

There is no such thing as entrapment in Florida.

Not when the target is already guilty.

 

I wanted to drop the kids at school, but the CIA was there.

The Corrected Indoctrination Administration was squatting in the corner.

They were looking for GROOMERS and CRITICAL RACE THEORY.

They subtracted some PRONOUNS.

They made sure the math books were cleansed of UNCOMFORTABLE SCENARIOS.

They are making certain that Florida is RIGHT, WHITE, and UPTIGHT.

I am happy that Ron is our Florida Man; now I don’t have to think for myself.

 

Cliff Lake 2/2/2023

Copyright © Clifford Lake 2023

Location: 700 N Adams St, Tallahassee, FL 32303, USA

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