The Billionaire Hustle

By Cliff Lake

 

The Billionaire Hustle

 

Got another email from the chump,

Lots of scary words, the usual hump.

Back into spam I got to dump,

I don’t need a grift from an orange lump.

 

Why I gotta pay to clean up his mess?

No matter how he claims that he’s oppressed.

I got my own bills to address,

Is he a billionaire or is he less?

 

He’s your billionaire asking for money,

Your billionaire begging,

Isn’t that funny?

He’s in your pocket, folks,

And I’m laughing until I choke.

Give him your last dime –

‘Cause it’s almost commissary time…

 

Of course, he’s gonna have a lot of lawyer fees,

He’s never gonna pay them, I mean PLEASE.

A billionaire like him, it should be a breeze,

It’s not my bank account he should squeeze…

 

He’s your billionaire asking for money,

Your billionaire begging,

Isn’t that funny?

He’s in your pocket, folks,

And I’m laughing until I choke.

Give him your last dime –

‘Cause it’s almost commissary time…

I’m sure he’ll be just fine…

He’ll probably only do a dime…

Or two…

Isn’t it about time?

 

Cliff Lake 10/11/2022

Copyright © Clifford Lake 2022

Location: 1100 S Ocean Blvd, Palm Beach, FL 33480, USA

Comments

Ellen Pepper said…
A billionaire begging for alms FROM the poor.Truly, a novelty act.
October 11, 2022 at 4:30 PM
Cliff Lake said…
Yeah but you can see his lips moving...
October 11, 2022 at 4:57 PM
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