Futility/Utility - Phase 2: Horror in the Business Park

Futility/Utility - Phase 2

Horror in the Business Park

I did not fill in the spreadsheet today.

I did not feel like it.

I did not plug the values in.

This is what happened:

Eddie in Accounting stripped naked to the waist. He threw coffee everywhere.

The printers on floors 7 and 9 spewed all their paper from the spare drawers.

The entire staff in Human Resources began swearing in French and piled their footwear in the middle of the lunchroom.

Floor 4 declared war on floor 5.

Floor 5 escaped to the street and hailed individual taxis. “Follow that car!” they said.

All the policemen quit and immediately became street vendors.

All the street vendors elected themselves to Congress.

Congress quit and became nature trail guides.

Traffic on 7^th street suddenly turned around and went the other way.

Minneapolis disbanded.

Dallas decided to become homeless and is asking for spare change. Mexico won’t let them in.

South America changed it’s name to Alice and will only export omelets from now on.

Russia declared war on itself; nothing has changed there.

Europe divided itself into Fred, Wilma, and Barney and went on vacation.

Asia opted out and is asking for privacy in this difficult time.

I did not fill in the spreadsheet today.

Nothing came of it.

Cliff Lake 8/5/2022

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