Vacation Time

Vacation Time

Now Ginni and Mark, they were passing the time,

Planning and scheming like some kind of slime.

Texting an overthrow is like organized crime,

Looks like they need to Gitmo vacation time.

Now Mr. Clarence sat on his Supreme ass.

A Justice so high should have so much more class.

To look at Trump’s papers he said, “I’ll take a pass!”

Get these treacherous cretins to Gitmo en masse.

It’s a Gitmo vacation that’s waiting for you.

A Gitmo vacation, Lord, what did you do?

A Gitmo vacation, a solit’ry view,

A Gitmo vacation, now ain’t that a coup?

Now Jared got his texts, Ivanka close by,

While Capitol ragers drew ever nigh.

This bunch would do anything to prop up their guy,

Scheming and dreaming up that awful Big Lie.

It’s a Gitmo vacation that’s waiting for you.

A Gitmo vacation, Lord, what did you do?

A Gitmo vacation, a solit’ry view,

A Gitmo vacation, now ain’t that a coup?

Now Teddy and Lauren and Marjorie too,

And Madison and Josh to name just a few.

Continual sedition they’re wont to brew.

You’d best stand down dummies, or it’s Gitmo for you.

It’s a Gitmo vacation that’s waiting for you.

A Gitmo vacation, Lord, what did you do?

A Gitmo vacation, a solit’ry view,

A Gitmo vacation, now ain’t that a coup?

Cliff Lake 3/25/2022

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